Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat
out of it.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two
weeks whining.
Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
A: There I am!
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
